Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

Come on, Kramer. Seriously, give me her number!

-I threw it out. -You're lying.

-You've got it. I want the number. -I threw it out.

-Give it to me. -You said not to.

-You made me promise. -I changed my mind. I want it.

You said no matter what, I'm not to give it to you.

-I was lying. Give it to me. -You told me not to.

-I want the number! -All right! You want it? Yeah!

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