Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

-Where'd you meet her? -I met her on an elevator.

On an elevator? You met a woman on an elevator?

-Impossible, right? -You got less than 60 seconds.

That's like dismantling a time bomb.

-What got into you? -I don't know. She was so beautiful...

...it was a pure reflex. The words...

-...just came out of my mouth. -Wow. What did you say?

You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.

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