Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.

Many a night I had to throw her on the street...

-...drunken stumblebum. -You don't say.

-I found it! -She walked around here half-naked...

...sucking Colt 45 from a can.

Her big, fat stomach hanging out, orthopaedic hose up to her knees...

...screaming down the hall:

"Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!

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