Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

But what would the world be like...

...if people said whatever they were thinking...

...all the time, whenever it came to them?

How long would a blind date last?

About 13 seconds, I think.

"Sorry, your rear end is too big." "Okay, your breath stinks."

"See you later. No problem. Goodbye." "Okay, thank you very much."

Elaine said I can stay with her another month till Tina gets back.

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