Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

-Kramer! -What? What?

How could you say something like that?

What do you mean? I just said she needs a nose job.

No, no. There's nothing wrong with her nose.

-God, I'm so sorry, Audrey. -Oh, it's okay.

-What did you have to say that for? -I was just trying to help out.

Yeah, well, you can kiss that jacket goodbye, Mr. Von Nausen.

You see what happens when you try to be nice?

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