Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

You didn't wash all day?

Yeah, I washed. Just not the hand.

You wouldn't believe the women at this club. Man.

It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York.

I actually find it kind of intimidating.

You're as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job.

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