Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

-Have you said anything to her? -No. Could never do that.

The ironic thing is, if she had a smaller nose...

...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

And I really like her. I know that.

And I know one other thing:

I'm not getting past that nose.

All right, shut up. Here they come.

How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing.

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