Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

My mother's going out with this guy who leaves a jacket in her house.

She gives to me. Well, two years later, he shows up and takes it back.

Now he's in prison. Got arrested for mail fraud.

So, Elaine, go over to the apartment, tell the landlord you're his daughter...

...and you wanna bring him the jacket.

Won't the landlord know I'm not the daughter?

No, he's never met her. She's in California.

-Are you coming with me? -Yeah, I have to. I'm your fiancé.

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