Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

Give me an explanation why the pharmacist has to be...

...two and a half feet up above everybody else.

What the hell is he doing he can't be on the floor with you and me?

Brain surgeons, airline pilots, nuclear physicists, we're on the same level.

Oh, no, he's gotta be two and a half feet up.

"Look out, everybody, I'm working with pills.

Spread out, give me some room."

The only hard part of his whole job that I could see...

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