Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

Do we really need to insult the person at this moment of their lives?

They know they have a big nose. That's why they're coming in.

Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros...

...on top of everything else?

When someone has a hair transplant, they don't go:

"We're going to perform a cue ball-ectomy on you, Mr. Johnson.

We're going to attempt to remove the skinheadia...

...of your chromedomus, which is what we--

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