Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

I'm aware that my own physical dimensions...

-...are a little short of perfection. -A little.

Who am I to be thinking about someone's nose?

I should be grateful someone like her looks at me. I have no job, nothing.

But I have to say, I think about the nose.

I don't wanna think about it, I don't ask to think about it, but I think about it.

I go to bed, I tell myself, "Don't think about the nose." I think about it.

I look at her, I see the nose.

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