Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

And I'm letting him win.

You're not letting him win. He wins till you're 40.

-Then what? -He still wins, but it's not a blowout.

She wants to be an actress.

She makes me read these moronic acting scenes with her, and I do it.

Because I'm so addicted to the sex, I'm helpless. I'll do anything.

So, finally, Kramer comes in the other day.

I don't want to see this woman anymore...

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