Season 3, Episode 9: "The Nose Job"

-Yes, well, it's very intriguing. -Tell me...

...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?

-My contention? -Your contention.

-Well, yes, that's my contention. -I heard him contend that.

It's too bad about your father.

-It was a frame-up. -A fine man. He spoke often of you.

He's very proud of the work you're doing.

-We're all proud of the work I'm doing. -Yes, she does fine work.

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