The Truth

Season 3, Episode 2 — 69 scenes

• "Good evening. Welcome to the show. The extra buttons."
• "I mean, is it that hard to get black, round buttons..."
• "...of knocking your brains out. We know they're going to fall off too."
• "And even though I'm working as an accountant right now..."
• "I don't understand. Papier-mâché hats?"
• "...reverences only its popinjays and mumbo jumbos.""
• "I thought it was a legitimate charity. I didn't know you'd get audited."
• "Well, you know what my feelings are about this."
• "...please don't put the tomato sauce on the pasta while it's in the strainer."
• "...the tribal music and the make-out sessions in the living room."
• "-What are you doing? What is all this? -Oh, he's helping me sort my receipts."
• "Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me that that was--"
• "...who sacrificed so much, for so long."
• "...he is handing over to her all of my pertinent tax information..."
• "...that the matter is well within her field of expertise."
• "I love the chopsticks. I personally prefer a fork, but they look very nice."
• "But it's so much more. You're pretentious."
• "But you didn't even say Samuel. You went "Samuel.""
• "If this audit had happened to me and I didn't have this woman to help me..."
• "...I would've killed this man. I would've strangled him with my bare hands."
• "Now I know what I'm supposed to do. It is so simple."
• "-You give her my tax papers? -What?"
• "-You didn't give her the papers? -No, I did."
• "I broke up with her."
• "-She'll do it. I'm sure she'll still do it. -Why? Why will she still do it?"
• "-What? What could they say? -There are plenty of things to say."
• "Is there an odour I'm not aware of?"
• "...careful with money."
• "How could you say that to me? I can't believe this!"
• "-A pocketbook or a handbag? -Is that relevant? She took them."
• "Yeah, hi, I'd like to speak to Patrice."
• "Oh, okay. Thank you."
• "She never came back from lunch."
• "Hi. Are you okay?"
• "All right, look, there's nothing to be worried about."
• "I can see that. What's it for?"
• "I mean, what, are you gonna just sense it's in front of the couch?"
• "-You haven't told him? -Told me what?"
• "Who walks into a woman's bedroom without knocking? I wanna know."
• "All right, if it's gonna make you feel any better, you can see me naked."
• "Kramer, you know you're always welcome in my home..."
• "I'm gonna kill myself on that thing. You can't even see it."
• "-You didn't get my papers? -No, I didn't."
• "...you can always make those little adjustments, which people love to do."
• "I'd like to get pockets to hang off of the belt. That would be--"
• "She went out to Woodhaven and checked herself in. I'm sick over this."
• "...but never to a mental institution."
• "She put them in her pocketbook. She probably took them out there with her."
• "He was screaming, "Where's the Pepsi? Where's the Pepsi?""
• "Plus, they give you those word- association tests. I love those."
• "Oh, boy. Here she comes."
• "-Are you coming back to bed? -Yeah, yeah. I'll be right there, babe."
• "Yeah, you seem a little bit dysfunctional."
• "You want the truth?"
• "This is my friend..."
• "I just came because I heard so many nice things about you from George."
• "You're trying to take it back because you're feeling guilty I'm in here."
• "So let me ask you, when you come to one of these places..."
• "You know, some women keep a lot of important papers in their pocketbooks."
• "So I'd love to help you, but I'll just need the copies."
• "...you make a very nice couple."
• "-Here, Kramer? -No, no."
• "Yes, I'm trying to get a copy of a receipt..."
• "I remember I talked to a guy, had, like, a maroon sport jacket..."
• "It's in a burnt-out building down by the docks."
• "I was audited last year. I have been through an audit."
• "Maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe they have a sense of fun about it.""
• "Give you a feeling like you might win something. You know what I mean?"
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