Season 3, Episode 2: "The Truth"

At first, I thought, "Well, IRS kind of sounds like Toys 'R' Us.

Maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe they have a sense of fun about it."

You know? But it's bad. It's an ordeal.

And they don't do anything to keep your spirits up...

...through the ordeal.

I think they should take all your receipts and put them...

...in one of those big, Lucite sweepstake drums...

...and just kind of crank it around there.

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