Season 3, Episode 2: "The Truth"

Kramer, do me a favour, will you?

If you insist on making pasta in my apartment...

...please don't put the tomato sauce on the pasta while it's in the strainer.

All the little squares have hardened red sauce in them.

What's so funny?

Oh, I don't know. Kramer dating your roommate, it's funny.

It's a riot, Alice.

When do you put the sauce on?

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