Season 3, Episode 2: "The Truth"

Nothing. It's not you.

I want the truth!

The truth? You want the truth?!

It is your earrings!

It is your chopsticks.

But it's so much more. You're pretentious.

You call everyone by their full name.

You called my doorman Sammy, "Samuel."

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