Season 3, Episode 2: "The Truth"

-So, what are you gonna do? -It's all taken care of.

An old friend of mine, whom you may have met...

...George Costanza, has recently become intimate...

...with a female accountant who was formerly...

...a highly placed official with a little outfit...

...known as the IRS.

And as we speak, at this very moment...

...he is handing over to her all of my pertinent tax information...

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