Season 3, Episode 2: "The Truth"

Volcano? Really?

Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me that that was--

Something to drink?

What, did you think that would impress me?

You've got me all wrong.

I was thinking only of the poor Krakatoan.

Like you'd make this donation for 50 bucks...

...and I'd start tearing my clothes off?

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