Season 3, Episode 2: "The Truth"

-Oh, my God. -Okay.

-It's unheard of. -She asked me to.

-What did you tell her? -I told her that she was pretentious.

The woman has my tax papers. You told her she's pretentious?

...they're like the Mafia. They take anything they want.

How would you like it if someone told you the truth?

-What? What could they say? -There are plenty of things to say.

Like what? I'm bald? What is it specifically?

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