The Note

Season 3, Episode 1 — 69 scenes

• "Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best."
• "Then there's always that, "Make sure you tell him that you know me.""
• "And usually for lunch, I'll have a salad. And for dinner, I eat whatever I want."
• "...what do you think the worst part of it would be?"
• "I think it would be not being able to tell if there was bugs in my food."
• "Hear about that kid that was kidnapped the other day in Pennsylvania?"
• "You never know who's crazy. I could be one of these people."
• "You know, I think this is really helping."
• "I feel guilty about getting the pleasure. I feel like I don't deserve it, so ..."
• "...I launch into the story about the kid from Pennsylvania who was abducted."
• "-I can't believe you said that. -Hey, would you stop it already."
• "-You don't pay for the massage? -Not if you have a doctor's note."
• "I'll tell you, but don't ask her anything about her kid. She's a little off."
• "And, Elaine, you'll be seeing Julianna."
• "Excuse me. Did you say Raymond?"
• "But Raymond is a man."
• "-He'd just be touching your back. -He'd just be touching your back too."
• "That's the point. If it's gonna get sexual, it should get sexual with you."
• "-Yes. -I'm Raymond."
• "And then Julianna asked me if I wanted to join her here in the office."
• "Why don't you open those pants. It's gonna be a lot easier that way."
• "-But you wrote that it was tender. -I wrote. I wrote."
• "-Are you sure? -Yeah. Take them off."
• "-But you just told me. -Korea."
• "How did you hurt the hamstring?"
• "No appointments at all? Because my neck is still tight."
• "What's with you?"
• "Yes. A man gave you...."
• "...had his hands and...."
• "-Then I took my pants off. -You took your pants off?"
• "-Okay. So what if it moved? -That's the sign, the test."
• "Do you think it's contact? It has to be touched?"
• "You know, I looked in there and there he was having coffee and a doughnut."
• "I don't even like to use urinals. Always been a stall man."
• "The guy slept with Marilyn Monroe. He's in Dinky Doughnuts."
• "So we were wondering if it was possible for you to write us a note."
• "Holyfield. He's a good friend of one of my patients."
• "We should probably get one for Elaine too, right, George?"
• "What about the week after?"
• "No appointments at all?"
• "...about some lunatic in Pennsylvania, and I'm cut off."
• "I saw DiMaggio in the doughnut shop again."
• "Joe DiMaggio. This time I went in and I sat down across from him..."
• "-Why couldn't he be a dunker? -Nothing diverts his attention."
• "He wouldn't move. So then I started doing these yelping noises, like:"
• "...then the waitress, she comes up and she tells me to shut up..."
• "What happened to you?"
• "These kids called me a Mary."
• "Yeah, you know kids. They can be very perceptive."
• "How did this happen?"
• "That was Roy. He's under investigation for insurance fraud."
• "Three notes. How stupid was that? We never should've got three notes."
• "-I didn't know you'd get me a note. -Of course I'd get you a note."
• "I just thought maybe I could talk to Roy if--"
• "-I mean, what if they--? -I hope you're both happy."
• "You know the whole practice is in jeopardy. You know that."
• "Nothing, as long as we get the physical therapist to go along with our story."
• "I know she's mad at me, but I really have to speak with her."
• "Let me talk to you for a second. What I did is inadvertently--"
• "I still don't see any dinner invitations forthcoming."
• "And a guy will appear from out of nowhere."
• "Maybe it's time you got a different hobby."
• "I threw up from the gas."
• "-Did he say anything? -No, no. He's fine."
• "You see? Now, that is a handsome man."
• "Wait. Hold on a minute. Wait."
• "We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right."
• "'Just hold this guy's hand, walk around the store. See how you feel."
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