Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

It's not like it's a really funny story.

-What happened? -So she mentioned that she had a son.

And then for some reason...

...I launch into the story about the kid from Pennsylvania who was abducted.

-Oh, wasn't that terrible? -Yes, it was.

Not even an apple.

She doesn't wanna hear that. That was stupid.

-I know it was stupid. -Really stupid.