Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →So she's giving me the massage and I'm just making conversation.
-I don't like to talk during a massage. -Neither do I, but I do it for them.
-I figure they're bored. -Yeah, I do that too.
I feel guilty about getting the pleasure. I feel like I don't deserve it, so I talk.
It stops me from enjoying it.
There's nothing to eat in here.
-I forgot to tell you. -I'm in the middle of a story.
-Okay, go ahead. -Why don't you ever go shopping?