Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

So she's giving me the massage and I'm just making conversation.

-I don't like to talk during a massage. -Neither do I, but I do it for them.

-I figure they're bored. -Yeah, I do that too.

I feel guilty about getting the pleasure. I feel like I don't deserve it, so I talk.

It stops me from enjoying it.

There's nothing to eat in here.

-I forgot to tell you. -I'm in the middle of a story.

-Okay, go ahead. -Why don't you ever go shopping?

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