Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

-So, what do you do? -What?

I said, what do you do?

-You don't know what you do? -No.

-You're very tense. -Coffee. Too much coffee.

Take off those pants. I'll work the hamstring.

Oh, the hamstring's fine.

-But you wrote that it was tender. -I wrote. I wrote.

I'll check it out.

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