Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

See? I told you.

What causes homophobia?

What is it that makes a heterosexual man worry?

I think it's because men know that deep down...

...we have weak sales resistance.

We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right.

Men think, "Obviously, I can be talked into anything.

What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store...