Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

-I told you. -Told me what?

-I told you we shouldn't do it. -I didn't say anything.

He's got a house, a family. They could take away his license.

Three notes. How stupid was that? We never should've got three notes.

-Three notes? -Yeah. You, me and George.

-You got me a note? -Yeah.

-But I got my own note. -You what?

-I got a note from my gynecologist. -Why'd you do that?

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