Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

...because our knees might touch.

I can't see Joe DiMaggio sitting at the counter...

...at little, tiny, filthy, smelly Dinky Doughnuts.

Why can't he have a doughnut like everybody else?

He can have a doughnut, but not a Dinky.

I don't even like to use urinals. Always been a stall man.

Look, I'm telling--

I'm telling you, that was Joe DiMaggio.

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