Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

She's not just a masseuse. She's a physical therapist.

There's a big difference. She uses the ultrasound.

It's a real medical procedure.

In fact, if you get a doctor's note, it's covered by insurance.

Physical therapy is covered by insurance?

-You don't pay for the massage? -Not if you have a doctor's note.

So where do you get this note?

I've never actually done it, but if I wanted to...

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