Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I can't get a massage from a man.
-Why not? -What, are you crazy?
I can't have a man touching me.
Switch with me.
I don't want the man either.
What? You're a woman. They're supposed to be touching you.
-He'd just be touching your back. -He'd just be touching your back too.
-No, it could get sexual. -I know.