Season 3, Episode 1: "The Note"

I can't get a massage from a man.

-Why not? -What, are you crazy?

I can't have a man touching me.

Switch with me.

I don't want the man either.

What? You're a woman. They're supposed to be touching you.

-He'd just be touching your back. -He'd just be touching your back too.

-No, it could get sexual. -I know.

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