The Good Samaritan

Season 3, Episode 20 — 84 scenes

• "the speaker phone, the airline phone, the portable phone,"
• "I mean, come on, you're at home, you're on the phone."
• "ELAINE (ON TELEPHONE): You know, it's bad enough you have a car phone."
• "She asked me to have dinner with her and her husband."
• "You can't let him get away with that."
• "Jerry, if you don't follow him, you're yellow."
• "not to mention, you know, your rack-and-pinion steering."
• "So I wound up going out for a decaf cappuccino with her."
• "I love when they touch your arm. I can't get enough of that."
• "Hey, hey, hey, hey."
• "I'm wondering if I'm nuts for pursuing this woman at all."
• "Does that mean she should never be allowed to date again?"
• "What am I drinking? Milk?"
• "So... what happened?"
• "Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right,"
• "I said, "Hey, buddy, I saw you hit that car,""
• "Tell her about the shoving."
• "Oh, it was nothing."
• "and he was pushing me up against the car,"
• "Well, I-- This is so amazing to me."
• "Jerry saw this guy smash into a car,"
• "you know, they're mentally disturbed."
• "What-- What happened to you right here?"
• "Oh, Jerry, we're still on for Friday night, right?"
• "You'll pay? I'm there."
• "like their life is so much better than mine."
• "Yeah, yeah, well, an ex-bullfighter now."
• "Because they don't really fight the bull."
• "Oh, I just love meeting new people, you know?"
• "but then I could see that he wasn't going to open his mouth."
• "as when he left a note after smacking into a car."
• "Really, I-- I was only kidding around."
• "Well, whose side are you taking?"
• "that when he hits someone, he doesn't even leave a note."
• "I mean, I said "God bless you." Was that so wrong?"
• "and he's holding his "God bless you" in abeyance"
• "Well, I don't think she is a multiple sneezer,"
• "like there's something wrong with saying "God bless you.""
• "What does it mean, anyway, "God bless you"?"
• "You know, if you want to make a person feel better"
• "Yeah, that's better than "God bless you.""
• "Hey, grab Jerry's sweater for me, would you?"
• "MARY HART (ON TV): Georgia peach Marla Maples"
• "Hey, shut this off. Shut it off."
• "Kramer, the last time you hit your head,"
• "There's something about the sound of Mary Hart's voice"
• "Maybe she just wants to talk to me."
• "I can't have an affair with a married woman. That's despicable."
• "The one that was hit a couple of nights ago."
• "I'm meeting a guy with gray sweatpants."
• "She looks like she belongs on one of these Hallmark cards."
• "because of Angela."
• "You can't compromise your principles."
• "How I am going to live with myself? Can't live."
• "That's why the world is in the shape that it's in."
• "that I'm gonna do everything I can"
• "I'll tell you what's wrong. I just committed adultery."
• "In three years with Michael, not one "God bless you.""
• "No, I haven't spoken to her all da--"
• "If she's not with you, then where is she?"
• "I'm gonna sew his ass to his face!"
• "and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue."
• "So you don't say anything to anybody"
• "I'm glad we understand each other."
• "Very nice meeting you."
• "when you confronted that "guy" in Queens."
• "sort of a Popeye Doyle chase through the city."
• "Michael called me today, and he asked where Robin was..."
• "and then-- and then he did mention your name."
• "until you got her all juiced up with your story"
• "Oh, gosh, none of this would never have happened"
• "Pray tell, what was the young man's name?"
• "(IN SPANISH ACCENT): Eduardo..."
• "I wonder where, on the Upper West Side,"
• "Well, I already got an estimate."
• "and then this person can pay me back."
• "and now you want to ask me out on a date?"
• "I'm gonna be on the road for three weeks."
• "Man, I never thought you were capable of this."
• "All right, well, I'm glad we got that straightened out,"
• "I wouldn't have even had an excuse to talk to her."
• "You know, we'll be looking at the girl in the bikini,"
• ""Well, if she's right next to the ratchet set,"
• ""I'd better just buy that ratchet set.""