Season 3, Episode 20: "The Good Samaritan"

I just had to pay her to cover for somebody else.

Now, you're not gonna lie to me, are you?

All right, well, I'm glad we got that straightened out,

because I've got a date with her.

You got a date with Becky Gelke?

Yeah, I'm going out with her Saturday night.

Jerry, can we get out of here?

As a matter of fact, if it wasn't for you,

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