Season 3, Episode 20: "The Good Samaritan"

It's like with stockings and martinis

and William Holden...

On the other hand,

it probably wouldn't cost me any money.

Are you... actually considering this?

I can't have an affair with a married woman. That's despicable.

It's like hitting a car and driving away

without leaving a note.

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