Season 3, Episode 20: "The Good Samaritan"

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

How do you know it's not John Tesh?

The blonde with the blue sweatpants.

I've had a crush on this woman for a year.

I've always been afraid to approach her.

She looks like she belongs on one of these Hallmark cards.

Oh, right, right, the blue sweatpants!

Gee, it's too bad you can't say anything

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