The Stranded

Season 3, Episode 10 — 74 scenes

• "So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this?"
• "...or he's glowing. Parts of him are on fire sometimes."
• "Are you having any lightning with the pain?""
• "My cousin's imbecile dog was outside and they got in his carpet."
• ""You came all the way out from Manhattan for this?""
• "I go out and there's girls in the elevator."
• "You got aloe? I love aloe."
• "Girls. There's girls right here in the store."
• "Who, in this situation, would be more likely to make a mistake?"
• "Me, who had access to my wallet, knew exactly what was in there..."
• "I'm not forgetting what's happening here. You have my $10."
• "Well, don't stand here. Let's walk in."
• "I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room."
• "How did I let you talk me into this? I must have been out of my mind."
• "No, no, no. I got a better one:"
• "You came all the way out from Manhattan for this?"
• "A man's voice. But he speaks in German, so I have to get it translated."
• "Imagine having so much passion for something."
• "Now, is that considered a nut? I know the cashew is a legume."
• "She was always friendly around the office, but that was it."
• "I can always tell. Women always somehow let you know."
• "Peanut brittle, peanut butter, peanut oil...."
• "What have you been doing? I've been smacking myself senseless."
• "-He's upstairs. -Are you going upstairs?"
• "The dingo ate your baby."
• "-You're sure? -We'll be fine. What did she say?"
• "-Oh, I can't. -Come on. What did you say?"
• "The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her."
• "-George, you're thinking too much. -I know, I know. I can't stop it."
• "Pendant? Those bastards."
• "Listen, George is going home with this Ava from his office."
• "If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman..."
• "Most of the time, they screw up a space shuttle mission, it's because..."
• "You don't care that innocent, defenceless animals..."
• "-Talk to me when you stop eating fish. -Fish don't feel any pain."
• "...and get flushed down the toilet. That's a good life."
• "-No. I just live here. -Can I use your phone?"
• "What are your thoughts about taking a ride?"
• "-Call him again. -I called. What should I do?"
• "Are you sure you gave him the right directions?"
• "You know, a friend of my father's used to live right around here."
• "Have you noticed? People don't use straws as much as they used to."
• "-Thanks a lot. -Thanks."
• "...and I thought that the address was 8713 Riviera Drive."
• "...knocking on everybody's doors that had those numbers."
• "Anyway, thanks a lot for letting us stay here, Steve. I really owe you one."
• "-But it's cold out. -Wait till we get on the Expressway."
• "Eighty miles an hour, 40 degree temperature for 50 minutes."
• "Meet me down there in 15 minutes, then we'll go do something."
• "See, this is the kind of lasting impression I make on people."
• "Listen, I'm really sorry, but I'm just on my way out to meet a friend."
• "-No, it's.... -I'm not gonna steal anything."
• "What "come on"? Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?"
• "If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom the rest of the day."
• ""That used to be me. I wanna go back there again.""
• "Is there anything to drink in here? Or is that a stupid question?"
• "I'm gonna get this. This looks good."
• "-You're stealing this, aren't you? -I'm not stealing. They owe me $10."
• "-What? -What do you got in your shirt?"
• "-Don't think I remember you? -What are you talking about?"
• "...and then when the magician comes back from Europe..."
• "They turned brown!"
• "-Brown! -Brown!"
• "So let me ask you something. You know any women we could call?"
• "I got a girl in the next building."
• "Now, I want my money, mister! And I ain't leaving till I get it."
• "Now, I am through playing games with you."
• "I don't know, but I gotta do this more often."
• "See you, Jer, and tell Kramer thanks. I'll call him tomorrow."
• "-All right, how much does he owe you? -$50."
• "-You're under arrest for solicitation. -Oh, wait a second. I...."
• "One of the guys in my cell threw a piece of gum at him."
• "...by the pause that a person takes after they ask you to "do me a favour.""
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