Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Ava was one of the reasons I used to like work.
She was a friend.
Now we sleep together and suddenly I don't know how to talk to her.
Every time I go to the bathroom, I pass her desk.
I have to plan little patter. I spend half my day writing.
Then afterwards I sit in my office and analyse how it went.
If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom the rest of the day.
I see her laughing and talking with other people.