Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →The guy's in my house right now.
What a mistake that party was. I never should've gone.
-Yeah, me either. -Oh, come on.
What "come on"? Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?
-I never had a job. -Know that anxiety you feel on a date?
That's what I have every day now. My worst nightmare's come true.
Every day is a date.
That's one of Dante's nine stages of hell, isn't it?