Season 3, Episode 10: "The Stranded"

I can always tell. Women always somehow let you know.

With me, they could torture me, I wouldn't tell them.

I try to make them think I don't like them.

Then they think, "Oh, this guy's not even looking.

He must have something going for him."

Anyway, I'm ready to go.

-Now? -Well, if not now, when?

-Give me a half-hour. -Okay. Half-hour.

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