Season 3, Episode 10: "The Stranded"

So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this?

It's an entire wall of medications.

"All right, all right, okay. What the hell am I...?

This is quick-acting, but this is long-lasting.

When do I need to feel good? Now or later?"

It's a tough question.

Then the commercials on TV show you what's wrong with the guy.

They always show you the problems. They show you the human body...

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