Season 3, Episode 10: "The Stranded"

Me, who had access to my wallet, knew exactly what was in there...

-...or you? -You.

No, no, no. See, you're not really listening.

-What's the problem here? -There's no problem.

She just owes me $10. That's all.

-He's claiming short. -Let's just take it outside.

Oh, so you don't believe me either?!

-Come on. Let's go. -All right. You haven't won.

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