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-"I long for you"? -I was so shocked...
-...I was lucky I said anything. -It's okay. That's not bad.
I don't like when a woman says "Make love to me." It's intimidating.
The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.
-Really? -That's a lot of pressure.
"Make love to me." What am I, in the circus?
-What if I can't deliver? -Oh, come on.