Season 3, Episode 10: "The Stranded"

"I long for you."

-"I long for you"? -I was so shocked...

-...I was lucky I said anything. -It's okay. That's not bad.

I don't like when a woman says "Make love to me." It's intimidating.

The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.

-Really? -That's a lot of pressure.

"Make love to me." What am I, in the circus?

-What if I can't deliver? -Oh, come on.

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