Season 3, Episode 10: "The Stranded"

How did you get fleas?

My cousin's imbecile dog was outside and they got in his carpet.

Maybe you could get yourself a little bow tie flea collar.

That's real funny.

So are you coming to the party?

I'd go, but Long Island, it's so far out.

It smacks of desperation.

Everyone's gonna be saying: