The Pez Dispenser
Season 3, Episode 14 — 65 scenes
- "They have their little key, Stratego little areas."
- "...that this is the most action-packed area that could ever happen..."
- "She's a pianist, a classical pianist! She plays the piano!"
- "It was the most fun I ever had in my entire life!"
- "For once, I'd like the upper hand. I have no hand, no hand at all."
- "Then afterwards, maybe we could all go out together."
- "-Jerry, smell. -That smells good. What is that?"
- "-You joined the Polar Bears? -What the hell's a Polar Bear?"
- "I just bought it at the flea market. You want one?"
- "You've never been, and you think they have fleas there."
- "Don't applaud when she stops playing the first time. It's not over yet."
- "Is this okay? Can I do this?"
- "...and Jerry put this PEZ dispenser on my leg..."
- "-I heard you guys broke up. -We did. We're just hanging out."
- "Oh, Richie? He's been doing comedy in L.A. for a couple of years."
- "Well, he'd never listen to anyone."
- "-I don't know. It was an impulse. -What kind of a sick impulse is that?"
- "The guy that used to bartend at the comedy club."
- ""Lose that"? That's not a Hollywood expression."
- "He says Richie really respects you, and he would listen to you."
- "All right, okay. All right, I'm going in."
- "These are my friends, Elaine and Jerry. Noel."
- "Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg..."
- "If she wants to continue to have a fibre of her being, she'll be very careful."
- "By the way, how do you warm up your fingers before you play?"
- "I said, I don't feel like it."
- "Good. I feel good. Fine. That's fine. That's good."
- "Anyway, this one game, we came back to win from, like, eight runs behind."
- "He caught a cold, developed pneumonia, a month later..."
- "I don't have a good apartment for an intervention."
- "Oh, sure. The guy I told to pour the Gatorade that killed Marty Benson?"
- "Right. John Mollica is organizing some kind of intervention for him."
- "I'm just afraid you might be interfering while we're intervening."
- "You spray it on, and it's just like you came home from the beach."
- "In fact, he's a good friend of John Mollica and Richie, also."
- "I was so nervous before I called, I made a list of things to talk about."
- "Why isn't Postum a more popular drink?""
- "Lunch is fine at the beginning, then you move on to dinner."
- "Break up with her. You reverse everything that way."
- "We either break up, which she would do anyway..."
- "-I'm very confused. -Well, I didn't mean to hurt you, kid."
- "What do you want? I know I can make you happy."
- "-I don't know. -This is what I'm talking about."
- "-Yeah? So? -Now, you recognize it?"
- "-What are you talking about? -Oh, I'm talking about the beach."
- "Well, I want to make a cologne that captures..."
- "That's why people take showers when they come home from the beach."
- "Since I was a kid, so I have to stick a tissue up there."
- "I can't drink this. It's warm."
- "If he's not gonna talk, then I don't want to."
- "Hey, I got somebody to make up that cologne for me, bigmouth."
- "He's a friend of ours on drugs, and we're gonna confront him."
- "...when one of our Polar Bears stopped coming. We'd go to his house:"
- "Look, you know, I don't really think that this is appropriate right now."
- "I've got so much hand, I'm coming out of my gloves."
- ""Why should she have this huge pouch and I have nothing?"
- "No, it was an accident. It wasn't my fault! It was Jerry!"
- "You can't break up with me. I've got hand!"
- "So we start the intervention, and it's pretty ugly from the get-go."
- "So as the father's trying to load it, he loses control of the car..."
- "-Poor kid. -So as he's telling the story..."
- "Talked to the doctor yesterday. He's doing great on the rehab..."
- "It was like candy manufacturers were sitting in their laboratories, going:"
- ""Oh, this is very painful. I'm really hurting."
- "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"
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