The Pez Dispenser

Season 3, Episode 14 — 65 scenes

• "They have their little key, Stratego little areas."
• "...that this is the most action-packed area that could ever happen..."
• "She's a pianist, a classical pianist! She plays the piano!"
• "It was the most fun I ever had in my entire life!"
• "For once, I'd like the upper hand. I have no hand, no hand at all."
• "Then afterwards, maybe we could all go out together."
• "-Jerry, smell. -That smells good. What is that?"
• "-You joined the Polar Bears? -What the hell's a Polar Bear?"
• "I just bought it at the flea market. You want one?"
• "You've never been, and you think they have fleas there."
• "Don't applaud when she stops playing the first time. It's not over yet."
• "Is this okay? Can I do this?"
• "...and Jerry put this PEZ dispenser on my leg..."
• "-I heard you guys broke up. -We did. We're just hanging out."
• "Oh, Richie? He's been doing comedy in L.A. for a couple of years."
• "Well, he'd never listen to anyone."
• "-I don't know. It was an impulse. -What kind of a sick impulse is that?"
• "The guy that used to bartend at the comedy club."
• ""Lose that"? That's not a Hollywood expression."
• "He says Richie really respects you, and he would listen to you."
• "All right, okay. All right, I'm going in."
• "These are my friends, Elaine and Jerry. Noel."
• "Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg..."
• "If she wants to continue to have a fibre of her being, she'll be very careful."
• "By the way, how do you warm up your fingers before you play?"
• "I said, I don't feel like it."
• "Good. I feel good. Fine. That's fine. That's good."
• "Anyway, this one game, we came back to win from, like, eight runs behind."
• "He caught a cold, developed pneumonia, a month later..."
• "I don't have a good apartment for an intervention."
• "Oh, sure. The guy I told to pour the Gatorade that killed Marty Benson?"
• "Right. John Mollica is organizing some kind of intervention for him."
• "I'm just afraid you might be interfering while we're intervening."
• "You spray it on, and it's just like you came home from the beach."
• "In fact, he's a good friend of John Mollica and Richie, also."
• "I was so nervous before I called, I made a list of things to talk about."
• "Why isn't Postum a more popular drink?""
• "Lunch is fine at the beginning, then you move on to dinner."
• "Break up with her. You reverse everything that way."
• "We either break up, which she would do anyway..."
• "-I'm very confused. -Well, I didn't mean to hurt you, kid."
• "What do you want? I know I can make you happy."
• "-I don't know. -This is what I'm talking about."
• "-Yeah? So? -Now, you recognize it?"
• "-What are you talking about? -Oh, I'm talking about the beach."
• "Well, I want to make a cologne that captures..."
• "That's why people take showers when they come home from the beach."
• "Since I was a kid, so I have to stick a tissue up there."
• "I can't drink this. It's warm."
• "If he's not gonna talk, then I don't want to."
• "Hey, I got somebody to make up that cologne for me, bigmouth."
• "He's a friend of ours on drugs, and we're gonna confront him."
• "...when one of our Polar Bears stopped coming. We'd go to his house:"
• "Look, you know, I don't really think that this is appropriate right now."
• "I've got so much hand, I'm coming out of my gloves."
• ""Why should she have this huge pouch and I have nothing?"
• "No, it was an accident. It wasn't my fault! It was Jerry!"
• "You can't break up with me. I've got hand!"
• "So we start the intervention, and it's pretty ugly from the get-go."
• "So as the father's trying to load it, he loses control of the car..."
• "-Poor kid. -So as he's telling the story..."
• "Talked to the doctor yesterday. He's doing great on the rehab..."
• "It was like candy manufacturers were sitting in their laboratories, going:"
• ""Oh, this is very painful. I'm really hurting."
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