Season 3, Episode 14: "The Pez Dispenser"

I got nothing to lose.

We either break up, which she would do anyway...

...but I go out with some dignity...

...or I completely turn the tables!

This is absolutely brilliant!

So I'm afraid I...

...am gonna have to break up with you.

-You're breaking up with me? -Yes.

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