Season 3, Episode 14: "The Pez Dispenser"

I'm sorry, George. I'm sorry.

What did you put the PEZ dispenser on her leg for?

-I don't know. It was an impulse. -What kind of a sick impulse is that?

How could I know she'd start to laugh?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am.

-Could we go in already? -What are we gonna tell her?

-I'll tell her I was the one who laughed. -No, don't say a word.

If she thinks my friends are jerks, then I'm a jerk.