Season 3, Episode 14: "The Pez Dispenser"

"Let's see if we can hurt them.

Let's see if they'll pay to be hurt."

This is the idea behind Jawbreakers.

I did it, I ate them, I loved them.

"Oh, this is very painful. I'm really hurting.

And this is hurting me a lot. I love them."

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