Season 3, Episode 14: "The Pez Dispenser"

The membranes get dry, and it just starts bleeding.

Since I was a kid, so I have to stick a tissue up there.

You have to work like that?

Yeah. Nobody minds.

Nobody's ever said anything to me.

-There any ice cubes? -Whatever's in the freezer.

I looked. I don't see any ice cubes.

Well, then I guess there's no ice cubes.

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