The Keys

Season 3, Episode 23 — 70 scenes

• "I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it."
• "Maybe you ought to think about not getting the "hoof cut" once in a while."
• "It's not like I'm running a marathon, I'm just lying there."
• "-Kramer, what are you doing here?! -Jerry, now calm down. It's okay."
• "-That's enough! -Yeah, okay. Forgot the popper."
• "It's not broken."
• "-Move it, move it! Get going! -Well, my drain's all clogged up."
• "-He's coming. The murderers! -Hurry. Hurry, he's coming. Hurry!"
• "-You were so fast with those keys. -Well...."
• "Hey, Jerry, how are you? I thought you were going to the movies."
• "-Just give me the keys. -Just give me another chance."
• "Fine, you go ahead. Take the keys."
• "I mean, he's acting really weird lately. He's different."
• "-No, I am not-- -No, no, it's okay. It's okay."
• "...like a branch on the banks of a raging river..."
• "-I don't want them! I can't. -Come on. Take them!"
• "-Your spare set? -Yeah, that's right."
• "I don't know what to say."
• "Yes, George, yes."
• "Every time I went over to his house, it was like I was on vacation."
• "...because I'm looking at life, you see, through Jerry's eyes."
• "All right, stop it, Kramer. You're freaking me out."
• "Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn."
• "-I'm living my life. -Okay, like what? No, tell me."
• "Do you have any prospects?"
• "You got anything on the horizon?"
• "Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
• "You're not really gonna go to California, are you?"
• "Up here, I'm already gone."
• "I'll give you back your spare keys, but now I want mine back."
• "-...he should have yours. -I just said the same thing."
• "But I still don't feel right about letting you into Kramer's."
• "-You shouldn't have taken his keys. -I tried to give them back."
• "...I wanna know where Kramer is, and I wanna know now!"
• "-Hit me, Seinfeld, I got witnesses. -Turn around, George."
• "You heard me. So he packed a grip and he split for the coast."
• "I said, "Take the keys back." He wouldn't do anything."
• "-I didn't say anything. -I'm calling Kramer's mother."
• "-Ask her about Kramer. -She's drunk out of her mind."
• "This is perfect."
• "It's me. I'm locked out. I need my spare keys. Where are you?"
• "Same time of day, going about the same speed I'm going now."
• "Blood and stuff just splattered all over the road there."
• "Of course, since then, I always wear a helmet."
• "...I just don't feel right about letting you into Elaine's apartment."
• "You're supposed to give them to her so she can give them to me."
• "-George, I don't want to get physical. -You wanna fight?"
• "And then the evil ogre took back the magical keys..."
• "-That's what I'd do. -Yeah, yeah. That'd be funny."
• "You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid, huh?"
• "Unfortunately, when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers."
• "You're right. How did I miss that?"
• "-I heard something. -Didn't say anything."
• "Well, nothing's sexier than a woman behind the wheel of a semi."
• "I used to watch those commercials during reruns of Gomer Pyle."
• "Okay. All right."
• "Jerry, unless I pull down on this statuette and a hidden wall opens up..."
• "...we have checked every square inch of this apartment."
• "-Let me see this. -Wait a second."
• "-...from what I saw-- -Well, it's just a first draft!"
• "-You, get out! Get out! -Wait, I need my spare keys."
• "-And I don't want you to hold mine. -Good, I won't!"
• "Those writers make a lot of money."
• "You gotta watch the show, get a sense of the characters..."
• "-Kramer's on Murphy Brown! -Look, there he is!"
• "-You must be my new secretary. -Good morning, Miss Brown."
• "...and I have a very good feeling about you."
• "Maybe that's what those delays on the ground are sometimes, at the gate."
• "...but they're looking for the magnet Hide-A-Key under the wing."
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