The Keys
Season 3, Episode 23 — 70 scenes
- "I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it."
- "Maybe you ought to think about not getting the "hoof cut" once in a while."
- "It's not like I'm running a marathon, I'm just lying there."
- "-Kramer, what are you doing here?! -Jerry, now calm down. It's okay."
- "-That's enough! -Yeah, okay. Forgot the popper."
- "It's not broken."
- "-Move it, move it! Get going! -Well, my drain's all clogged up."
- "-He's coming. The murderers! -Hurry. Hurry, he's coming. Hurry!"
- "-You were so fast with those keys. -Well...."
- "Hey, Jerry, how are you? I thought you were going to the movies."
- "-Just give me the keys. -Just give me another chance."
- "Fine, you go ahead. Take the keys."
- "I mean, he's acting really weird lately. He's different."
- "-No, I am not-- -No, no, it's okay. It's okay."
- "...like a branch on the banks of a raging river..."
- "-I don't want them! I can't. -Come on. Take them!"
- "-Your spare set? -Yeah, that's right."
- "I don't know what to say."
- "Yes, George, yes."
- "Every time I went over to his house, it was like I was on vacation."
- "...because I'm looking at life, you see, through Jerry's eyes."
- "All right, stop it, Kramer. You're freaking me out."
- "Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn."
- "-I'm living my life. -Okay, like what? No, tell me."
- "Do you have any prospects?"
- "You got anything on the horizon?"
- "Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
- "You're not really gonna go to California, are you?"
- "Up here, I'm already gone."
- "I'll give you back your spare keys, but now I want mine back."
- "-...he should have yours. -I just said the same thing."
- "But I still don't feel right about letting you into Kramer's."
- "-You shouldn't have taken his keys. -I tried to give them back."
- "...I wanna know where Kramer is, and I wanna know now!"
- "-Hit me, Seinfeld, I got witnesses. -Turn around, George."
- "You heard me. So he packed a grip and he split for the coast."
- "I said, "Take the keys back." He wouldn't do anything."
- "-I didn't say anything. -I'm calling Kramer's mother."
- "-Ask her about Kramer. -She's drunk out of her mind."
- "This is perfect."
- "It's me. I'm locked out. I need my spare keys. Where are you?"
- "Same time of day, going about the same speed I'm going now."
- "Blood and stuff just splattered all over the road there."
- "Of course, since then, I always wear a helmet."
- "...I just don't feel right about letting you into Elaine's apartment."
- "You're supposed to give them to her so she can give them to me."
- "-George, I don't want to get physical. -You wanna fight?"
- "And then the evil ogre took back the magical keys..."
- "-That's what I'd do. -Yeah, yeah. That'd be funny."
- "You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid, huh?"
- "Unfortunately, when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers."
- "You're right. How did I miss that?"
- "-I heard something. -Didn't say anything."
- "Well, nothing's sexier than a woman behind the wheel of a semi."
- "I used to watch those commercials during reruns of Gomer Pyle."
- "Okay. All right."
- "Jerry, unless I pull down on this statuette and a hidden wall opens up..."
- "...we have checked every square inch of this apartment."
- "-Let me see this. -Wait a second."
- "-...from what I saw-- -Well, it's just a first draft!"
- "-You, get out! Get out! -Wait, I need my spare keys."
- "-And I don't want you to hold mine. -Good, I won't!"
- "Those writers make a lot of money."
- "You gotta watch the show, get a sense of the characters..."
- "-Kramer's on Murphy Brown! -Look, there he is!"
- "-You must be my new secretary. -Good morning, Miss Brown."
- "...and I have a very good feeling about you."
- "Maybe that's what those delays on the ground are sometimes, at the gate."
- "...but they're looking for the magnet Hide-A-Key under the wing."
- "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"
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