Season 3, Episode 23: "The Keys"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"?

That was one line. You got fired.

I know, I know. But, man, I never felt so alive.

-Now, you coming with me? -No, I'm not.

All right. Suit yourself.

But let's keep this between us.

We're key brothers now.

You're not really gonna go to California, are you?

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