Season 3, Episode 23: "The Keys"

-You have any action at all? -No.

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

I like to get the Daily News.

George, it's time for us to grow up and be men...

-...not little boys. -Why?

I'm going to California. You know, I got the bug.

Yeah, I think I got a touch of something too.

No, the acting bug. Ever since I was in that Woody Allen movie.