Season 3, Episode 23: "The Keys"

-You-- You weasels! -What?

-What? -How dare you!

-We hardly read anything. -It was funny.

Who gave you permission to come in...

...and just go through my things?

-You thought it was funny? -Well, you know...

-...from what I saw-- -Well, it's just a first draft!

I was locked out. I'm just trying to get my keys.

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